How to give yourself a hickey--
1. Have your mom drop you off at preschool in the morning.
2. During play time find a small plastic cup.
3. Hold it up to your mouth and suck really hard until it stays there by itself.
4. Wait two hours as your lips/entire mouth area turn purple.
5. When your mom picks you up, claim you have no idea what she is talking about when she asks how you got a hickey on your mouth.
2 comments:
I'm laughing so hard tears are running down my face!
That is the funniest damn thing, I have ever read or seen. I am laughing my butt off
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